For that matter, of course, the one bit of gratification Diana might have gotten from all her nasty dealings with Charles is that some of us still remember his telling Camilla Parker Bowles on a tapped telephone that he wished he could be one of her tampons...

Maybe it's me, but I would not want anything to do with any man who wished to be my, much less someone else's, tampon.

--BITCH, Elizabeth Wurtzel

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